Empathy, Survival, Academics

'Woodstock Jones' is a new-age hippy who missed the counter-culture years. He's in his 30s and had given up all his worldly possessions to go live in the bush and get closer to nature and his immortal spirit. He learned French from an old ex-girlfriend he met on an Israeli kibbutz that later left him for a footballer; the heartache prompted his return to the wilderness. While trying to hook up a power generator to his hydroponic weed operation, he managed to electrocute himself. His Geist is a bitter, violent neo-nazi who has gifted him an ornate SS-original cigarette lighter.